Amy: I shaved the bottom half of my legs, as we have to change for PE and I was embarrassed, but the top half is going to grow wild and free this winter!
Jake: oh! a roast dinner! this has been a very *good* day.
Going to a good/any home. 3 cats all past their best, very messy and greedy. Will sweeten deal with a Teen who claims to love them but never cleans up after them and only feeds if reminded, possibly putting new food on top of gone off food, splattering milk and spraying dry food to a 3 metre radias. Hurry! limited time offer!
Jake: did you love me more as a baby? Mum: Jake I love you every moment of every single day! Jake: pouts and wipes a tear.. but but I love you every second of every day!
Jake: I am going to take pictures of all my angry birds! Mum: Oh Jake! that’s a waste… Jake: a waste of what? Mum: a waste of.. something….
Dan: Are there any cakes left? Fay: yes but they are for the school Dan: for the school?! what for the school? Fay: it’s a fund raiser Dan: oh! I was thinking about those all afternoon! Fay sorry we need them. Dan: did you all have one? Fay: well yes.. Dan: I am BLOODY having one then! I bet the old cat had one!
I am exhausted so I go to have a nap, get up later and discover hubby has got Jake to bed, gone to Sainsbury’s and bought two delicious choices for our evening meal.. sausages and mash with onion gravy or steak pie and some yummy deserts too and he is even cooking it.. I think he can stay
Mum: Are you going to get to bed-ie byes Amy? Dan: Ha Ha! I get to stay up!
Amy: SO I visited my friends and we went to see this guys double monitor set up. Mum: Oh yes.. Amy: and he has a memory foam mattress Mum: oh yes…… Pardon?!
Dan: She’s licking the pillow again! Fay: She’s a nut job..
Parenting/ Hubby award today goes to my hubby who thought to change Jakes clock so he still only woke us at 9am new time… The man is a genius
Dan and I are canoodling in the kitchen. Amy is trying with all her might to avert her eyes, as she leaves she mutters: can you stop being such f’ing perv’s?! Dan: better get that lock on the bedroom door if she thinks that’s perverse
Jake lets out a big loud fart: ahhh! lovely. Amy: my god I thought that was Dad.. Jake: oh yes it was Dad, nods earnestly.
We hear a knock on the door and answer it only to have a neighbour point to our old cat walking in circles in the middle of the road and ask ” is this drunk and disorderly pussy cat yours?”
later we return from an outing and hear our old cat howling but we can’t see her for the life of us, we check all over the house, finally find her stuck behind the washer and dryer.. later still…sadly she just had another funny turn/stroke but doesn’t seem so badly affected this time.
